Francos Spain
Our Blessed and Chosen Leader of the Pacific
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Post by Francos Spain on Apr 16, 2004 4:56:17 GMT -5
Today's issue for our communal puppet, everyone please feel free to lodge your vote and participate in the debate. (Dilemma #036) - "International Community Comes Doorknocking" The IssueThe international community has appealed to The New Pacific Order to increase humanitarian aid to the world's poorer nations. The Debate- Option 1: "We must increase foreign aid," says beaded local peace activist Klaus Hanover. "Compared to some of these nations, The New Pacific Order is swimming in Pacific Monetary Units. Let's face it, not every nation in the world is lucky enough to have a government like ours. Let's show some compassion to our less economically gifted neighbors."
- Option 2: "Talk about a way to flush Pacific Monetary Units straight down the toilet," argues Think Tank member Miranda Jong-Il. "What I've noticed is that whenever we do give something, it's never enough: a few years later they're back asking for more. The best way to help these poor nations is to stop shielding them from the logical consequences of their idiotic, long-debunked socialist economic policies."
- Option 3: "Relief wouldn't hurt us... if we 'relieved' the right countries," suggests government advisor Sue-Ann Christmas. "We give them a little humanitarian aid, they give us access to their Uranium Mining markets... it's win-win. Nothing wrong with a little quid pro quo, especially for a good cause."
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Francos Spain
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Post by Francos Spain on Apr 16, 2004 4:57:07 GMT -5
Oh, the moral quandaries... I wonder what Sir Paul thinks?
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