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Post by Tar A on Mar 1, 2004 1:18:16 GMT -5
Today's issue for our communal puppet, please feel free to lodge your vote and participate in the debate. (Dilemma #38) - "The New Pacific Order Looks to the Stars" The IssueThe recent popularity of a science-fiction TV show has prompted calls for The New Pacific Order to develop its own space program. The Debate- Option 1: "Don't tell me space colonies wouldn't be cool," says excited fifth-grade teacher Charles Christmas, still wearing big Spock ears from his last convention. "Think of how they would galvanize the national population! And there would also be some kind of scientific benefit, probably."
- Option 2: "The project certainly is feasible, but very expensive," says The New Pacific Order Space Agency Head Hack Nagasawa. "We could make it less of a burden on the taxpayers if we sought funding from private industry -- advertisements on the side of our rockets, selling contracts to the Arms Manufacturing industry, that kind of thing."
- Option 3: "If God had meant Man to fly, he would have given us solid rocket boosters instead of legs," says religious type Beth Thiesen. "We should not be looking to the stars, but rather inside our own hearts. That's why we should abandon this so-called space program, and instead make the teaching of religion mandatory in all schools."
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