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Post by Tar A on Feb 22, 2004 16:49:19 GMT -5
(Dilemma #84) - "Compulsory Gun Ownership?" The IssueThis weekend, a citizen's group calling itself Gun Owners of The New Pacific Order has petitioned Congress with a controversial bill making gun ownership compulsory. The Debate- Option 1: "This is a very important step to securing the rights and lives of our families and controlling the government," urges noted gun ownership proponent Miranda Shiomi. "Not only would it significantly decrease crime, but it would also effectively stop government tyranny in its tracks. Of course, this also means that every wacko and their cousin will have a gun, but don't worry, you'll have a gun to defend yourself from them, so it will all work out."
- Option 2: "While the Gun Owners of The New Pacific Order have the safety and security of our people in mind, it would simply be impractical to enforce," comments Police Chief Roger Silk. "A better option would be to legalize, and encourage use of, concealed carry laws, which would allow responsible citizens to keep firearms with them at all times, on their person, to kill any wacko or their cousin who they think is threatening them."
- Option 3: "Compulsory gun ownership?! Concealed carry?! Are these fools nuts?!" rants an enraged Million Mummy March activist. "We don't need any of these things! What we need is complete gun registration, so that the government can track down dangerous people, like those people who possess unregistered weapons."
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Post by Livingood on Feb 22, 2004 18:50:20 GMT -5
Option 2
I like to be able to pack a friend along in public ;D
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Poskrebyshev
Senator / Minister of Security / Grand Viceroy of the Pacific
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Post by Poskrebyshev on Feb 23, 2004 1:49:10 GMT -5
Option 3. I love a Million Mummy March activist. Not to mention registration of any kind.
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Unlimited
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Post by Unlimited on Feb 23, 2004 11:09:47 GMT -5
Where's the option that destorys all the guns? Well, Option 3, the lesser of 4 evils.
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