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Post by Tar A on Feb 18, 2004 23:36:53 GMT -5
(Dilemma #47) - "The Great Wall of The New Pacific Order?" The IssueDue to the ongoing wars in neighboring countries, a recent rash of illegal immigrants have been caught at the borders of The New Pacific Order, prompting many citizens to call for tighter immigration laws. The Debate- Option 1: Abraham Nagasawa of the The New Pacific Order National Purity League says "These illegal aliens are just an eyesore with their strange customs and funny languages. Uneducated immigrants like these only worsen crime and steal valuable jobs! I say we should boot them all out on their ears and put a big fence around the country!"
- Option 2: May Bush of the The New Pacific Order Civil Liberties Union says "We must welcome these refugees from any nation into our open arms, they are fleeing one oppressive dictatorial regime in the only way they know, we must not let them think they're jumping from the frying pan into the fire!"
- Option 3: "Hold on there, hold on people!" says George W. Dodinas of the The New Pacific Order Broadcasting company, "We don't have to take either extreme, all we have to do is make a TV game show out of it! We put deadly obstacles on the border and monitor it with television cameras! Those that make it across win freedom and citizenship, and those who don't, well, lets just say that our buzzards won't starve. We could call it 'Who Wants to be an Immigrant?'!"
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Post by Livingood on Feb 19, 2004 0:11:28 GMT -5
w00t for reality shows!!!!
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Post by Ceaser on Feb 19, 2004 7:47:51 GMT -5
I'm not saying that option 3 is the best but that is the way it seems things are going these days.
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Post by Tar A on Feb 20, 2004 0:59:46 GMT -5
Abraham Nagasawa of the The New Pacific Order National Purity League I get a huge kick out of these funny organizations that apparently exist in every country. I mean, The 'National Purity League'? No one would voluntarily create an organization like that! There's also a 'Minister of Culture' (in the languages issue) - there can't really be a position like that in RL. Not to mention this new issue with a minister of 'Minding Other People's Business' (it's the taxing churches issue, I think) I love this game.
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