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Post by Abysseria on Mar 16, 2004 9:19:29 GMT -5
In recognition of our continued closeness with our Meritocratic comrades, Abysseria is throwing open its borders to all nations of both regions and hosting the Pacific's biggest, baddest, 10 day raging party!
Gals, guys, drinks, blankets and plenty of room in the bushes for all those involved! For those attending the 1500 foot tall Margarita fountain is to your left as you enter, kegs of Abyssinian Lager are to your right, the wet t-shirt contest and best male model show are straight ahead and headlining our concert series for the next ten days are Pink Floyd, Pearl Jam, Phish, Metallica, the Stones, Tom Petty, and Live.
Enjoy yourselves folks, and here's to the future friendship of the Meritocracy and Pacific!!!!
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Post by Warrior Thorin on Mar 16, 2004 12:40:33 GMT -5
Can you get Kiss to play also? If not, we'll still be there!
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Vanguard of the Pacific Revolution
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Post by Unlimited on Mar 16, 2004 13:10:49 GMT -5
*does the fish*
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Post by Abysseria on Mar 16, 2004 14:08:05 GMT -5
Good news! Kiss is on the ticket for the ten days! Party hard.
I'll have you know that I look pretty hot with no shirt on, so I think I'll enter the competition. Nothing wins the hearts of the ladies like a pasty white hairy chest!
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Post by SuuKyi on Mar 16, 2004 15:07:39 GMT -5
Great! A party and a wonderful diversion from the tribulations of debate.
<Goes straight for the scotch, gotta be careful too! I only drink the stuff a couple times a year.>
Thanks for the surprise guys!
Someone here is from Seattle I'll bet. Anyone remember an old Seattle band called "Uncle Bonsai?" Late 80's and don't I date myself with that.........
I was there 1988-89. Such a cool place I miss it greatly at times.
Great to chill with some Floyd. "....And which one's Pink?") "Welcome to the Machine"
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Post by Abysseria on Mar 16, 2004 16:49:51 GMT -5
Have a second scotch Daedalus - there's nothling like double fisting at a party. The ladies love a man that can hold his drink
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Post by LadyRebels on Mar 16, 2004 19:29:24 GMT -5
*walks in wearing a tight white T shirt* Did I hear wet t shirt contest? and Areosmith, if you please? and where are the Brandy Alexanders? and do I really have to eat before I drink? Is there surfing? can we skinny dip in the pool? do I have wear the t shirt all day? is there ice in the water that is poured over the constants? and I think this will keep you busy for a few minutes..... *grabs Daedalus and gives him a deep lip lock* Hey babe how are you?
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Post by Sir Paul on Mar 16, 2004 20:45:57 GMT -5
CANNONBALL!
*Jumps from 3rd story balcony into pool nekid*
HEY EVERYBODY! WE'RE GOING STREAKIN'!
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Post by Abysseria on Mar 17, 2004 9:24:51 GMT -5
*walks in wearing a tight white T shirt* Did I hear wet t shirt contest? and Areosmith, if you please? and where are the Brandy Alexanders? and do I really have to eat before I drink? Is there surfing? can we skinny dip in the pool? do I have wear the t shirt all day? is there ice in the water that is poured over the constants? and I think this will keep you busy for a few minutes..... *grabs Daedalus and gives him a deep lip lock* Hey babe how are you? Indeed, a wet t-shirt contest, and it begins today. Who else is entering? Hordes of Abyssinian woman, famous for their government sponsored breast enhancement programs, are ready to go! Aerosmith is on tap for 10 p.m. this evening. Brandy Alexanders are to the right of the Margarita fountain. You can find them in giant fridge nobody is allowed to eat before they drink unless inhibited by a medical condition Surfing can be found over by the wave pool, so go right ahead. We also encourage full nudity if so desired, bot topless is fine too . Oh, and ice is permitted to be used in beverages, or on/with party goers!!! ROCK ON!!
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Post by SuuKyi on Mar 17, 2004 15:45:45 GMT -5
The muted thunder of the bass tones of music emanate like the suggestively vulgar heartbeat of some great leviathan into the embassy compound . Much laughter ensues from everyone who witnesses a true Amazon greeting. Most of the laughter from the sight of Daedalus's feet two inches off of the floor in the arms of Senatrix Paige. This is raucous indeed. The scotch is kicking in fast. Nothing like a bad-day buzz on an empty stomach. A trace of lipstick remains unnoticed on his mouth.
Whew! So good to see you too Milady and everyone else who is here. Hell of a sound system in this place. Hope that the sub-woofers don't get "Deep Purpled" before this is all done. <grin>
Think I'll move on out to the wave pool. Care to come with me.
(Takes Paige to the wave pool and after slamming the second scotch, gets pushed in, herringbone suit and all by Paige a split second before Daedalus plots to do the same to her.)
The water is warm and again Daedalus is in her arms.
Just in time for a stunned Sir Paul to wade up still delerious from the fall......
And be high fived....
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Post by Military Force on Mar 17, 2004 16:24:38 GMT -5
well mi'lady it's good to see that you aren't just like this around us. I've been sent by your VP to keep an eye on you. JK, Hey can i get a manhattan here?
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Post by Abysseria on Mar 17, 2004 16:56:30 GMT -5
One manhattan coming up! As host, I'm pleased to deliver everybody's wishes. I want you to know that I've filled all the squirt guns at the party with flirtinis, (champagne, vodka martinis), so feel free to shoot up with these
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Post by LadyRebels on Mar 17, 2004 20:02:54 GMT -5
Well now beings as the Beautiful Women of Abysseria have emplants, I don't think that my all natural size D will stand up against them, although with ice in the water, they can get.......ya um *insert picture here* *Paige stands up in the shallow end of the wave pool and rips off the t shirt* Well it was wet anyway and you did say I could go topless ;D *runs out of the pool and grabs a squirt gun, points it to open mouth and squirts inside* now don't want to waste it although..... *runs back to the pool and squirts Daedalus' neck then licks it off* uuuuummmmm tastes better this way......*turns and looks for the next victim, um volunteer* and Military, of course I am the same here as at home, although not as crazy..... ;D Abysseria can I talk to you over here in the wave pool?
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Post by Warrior Thorin on Mar 17, 2004 23:23:55 GMT -5
Sorry I've been missing all the action. I've been rocking with Kiss!
I'd be happy to volunteer, Lady!
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Post by LadyRebels on Mar 18, 2004 1:37:48 GMT -5
*smiles at Thorin* oh really now? *walks up and squirts the squirt gun against his neck, leaning in closer to lick the side of his neck, straightens up and smiles* and to think that was fun for me, was it for you? *turns around and jumps back in the wave pool* So who is next?
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