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Post by mussolandia on Feb 17, 2004 10:26:04 GMT -5
This is an explanation to my dear Livingood, ruler of the smallest country in the World
I can sense, just like our colleague Thorin has, that too much love is growing in this forum. It is affecting me too. By God! I am supposed to play the role of an oppressive dictator running a "Corporate Police State" and the political freedoms indicator in my country has jumped from "outlawed" to "below average". I am not oppressing my people too much. I am getting too soft.
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Post by Warrior Thorin on Feb 17, 2004 10:54:56 GMT -5
You'd better be careful with this softy image, otherwise your people are going to expect you to be soft all of the time! ;D
I just keep my people busy by keeping ready for battle. Unfortunately, my nation still uses swords, battle axes, catapults and crossbows...
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Post by Livingood on Feb 17, 2004 15:18:12 GMT -5
President Vida Loca of Livingood takes advantage of the people's need for love. He just distributes Ecs, and gives them private cubicles, and voila! Masses who oppress themselves through constant partying ;D
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Post by Livingood on Feb 17, 2004 15:28:17 GMT -5
-=double-posting=-
Also...I noticed Francos' recent change of title! Personally, I like "The Ordained Pacific Guardian of Francos Spain" the best.
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Post by mussolandia on Feb 17, 2004 15:43:42 GMT -5
I do not fully understand the social order of the nation of Livingood. My dear President, the emperor is not picking on you. He merely wants to understand other ways of ruling rather than his own. In that way he will improve his already much sophisticated Italian style.
So, you mean that the only thing they do is "party"?
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Post by Livingood on Feb 17, 2004 15:46:54 GMT -5
No, they work, too. Hard. Outdoors or in factories. The only thing the do outside of work is party, thereby preventing them from doing other, more subversive things, like thinking or protesting government descisions. They all vote high, too, and since I'm always the first candidate on the ballot, and the rest of them are on the next page....
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Post by Desetland on Feb 21, 2004 15:33:43 GMT -5
Yes! I got my 500 million. I think I'll be the Nomadic Tribes of Desetland now.
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Francos Spain
Our Blessed and Chosen Leader of the Pacific
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Post by Francos Spain on Feb 22, 2004 3:03:51 GMT -5
Congratulations, Desetland. Yes, your new title goes with your national animal... Which also happens to be your national currency, apparently.
Also, Mussolandia and Thorin, your points are well taken. Looks like I'm going to have to round up a few dozen criminals and other assorted enemies of the state for some classic bloodsports. It's been a while since the Coliseum has seen a good fight anyway.
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Post by Warrior Thorin on Feb 22, 2004 12:35:58 GMT -5
Congratulations, Desetland. Yes, your new title goes with your national animal... Which also happens to be your national currency, apparently. Also, Mussolandia and Thorin, your points are well taken. Looks like I'm going to have to round up a few dozen criminals and other assorted enemies of the state for some classic bloodsports. It's been a while since the Coliseum has seen a good fight anyway. Ah! Most excellent! I shall be happy to train the criminals as gladiators for your's and the great people's of the Pacific amusement. I think I know where we can get a few tigers for them as well. Let the games begin!
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Post by Abysseria on Feb 23, 2004 10:11:17 GMT -5
While Abysseria generally shies away from such bloodsport, we would be happy to provide funding for such an endeavor, in an effort to entertain the great unwashed.
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Sir Paul
Senator / Director of the Pacific Press
This is PNN
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Post by Sir Paul on Mar 8, 2004 20:00:20 GMT -5
I've never changed my title, but I think the Senatorship of Sir Paul has a nice alliteration to it.
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Post by Azerbaijanistanialand on Mar 15, 2004 11:56:36 GMT -5
The Forward Momentum of Francos Spain.
Very appropriate and now my favorite of your many titles!
Sir Paul, may I say that you look even more fetching in your Senatorship Title than ever before?
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