Francos Spain
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Post by Francos Spain on May 5, 2004 4:44:46 GMT -5
Today's issue for our communal puppet, everyone please feel free to lodge your vote and participate in the debate. (Dilemma #051) - "Streaker in Snooker Game Fiasco" The IssueAfter a sixty year old man with psoriasis streaked past cameras and millions of sports fans during the snooker league playoffs, protesters have called for tougher action. The Debate- Option 1: "This can't go on!" says traumatized snooker player Johan Summers, "Children are watching sports and having them exposed to this lewd behaviour is unacceptable! I demand that these people be locked up for several years and maybe they'll have learnt their lesson!"
- Option 2: "Oh don't be ridiculous!" scoffs prolific streaker Pete Fellow, "It's all just a bit of fun and the kids shouldn't be wrapped in cotton wool, or they'll learn nothing! Sports are so dull anyway, it needs a little bare skin to liven it up. Streaking should be legal!"
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