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Post by KingmanReef on Jul 19, 2004 9:15:25 GMT -5
oh! come and see the violence inherent in the system! help! help! i'm being repressed!
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Post by Antigone Memorial on Jul 19, 2004 9:57:03 GMT -5
It's only a model.
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Unlimited
Senator / Pacific Surveyor of Foreign Threat
Vanguard of the Pacific Revolution
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Post by Unlimited on Jul 19, 2004 10:06:22 GMT -5
She turned me into a neut!.....well, I got better.
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Post by KingmanReef on Jul 19, 2004 10:11:58 GMT -5
so. if she weighs....the same as a duck....she's made of wood.
and therefore?
a witch!
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Post by Warrior Thorin on Jul 19, 2004 15:52:44 GMT -5
None shall pass
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Post by KingmanReef on Jul 19, 2004 16:04:50 GMT -5
listen, strange women lyin' in ponds distributin' swords is no basis for a system of government. supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.
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Post by Warrior Thorin on Jul 19, 2004 17:52:18 GMT -5
It's just a flesh wound...
Right, I'll do you for that!
What are going to do? Bleed on me?
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Post by KingmanReef on Jul 19, 2004 22:33:41 GMT -5
what's your name? what's your quest? what is the capitol of assyria?
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Post by The Holy Word on Jul 20, 2004 2:34:50 GMT -5
Albertross, get your alber... sorry. Wrong sketch.
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Post by Antigone Memorial on Jul 20, 2004 6:14:49 GMT -5
He's not the messiah, he's a very naughty boy!
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Post by KingmanReef on Jul 20, 2004 7:44:13 GMT -5
ooooh...life of brian is so funny!
"did you say... 'ex-leper'?"
"that's right, sir. sixteen years behind the bell, and proud of it, sir."
"well, what happened?"
"i was cured, sir."
"cured?"
"yes, sir, a bloody miracle, sir. god bless you."
"who cured you?"
"jesus did, sir. i was hopping along, minding my own business. all of a sudden, up he comes. cures me. one minute i'm a leper with a trade, next minute my livelihood's gone. not so much as a by your leave. 'you're cured mate.' bloody do-gooder."
"well, why don't you go and tell him you want to be a leper again?"
"ah, yeah. I could do that, sir. yeah. yeah, i could do that, i suppose. what i was thinking was, i was going to ask him if he could make me a bit lame in one leg during the middle of the week. you know, something beggable, but not leprosy, which is a pain in the arse, to be blunt. excuse my french, sir, but, uh--"
"brian! come and clean your room out."
"there you are."
"thank you, sir. thanks-- half a denary for me bloody life story?"
"here's no pleasing some people."
"that's just what jesus said, sir."
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Post by TheDarkPheonix on Jul 22, 2004 20:51:26 GMT -5
I love those movies! There's supposed to be a broadway production of some sort (how are they gonna do the black knight? ). Eia Jesu, donna eis reqiem SMACK. (I'm sure I'm spelling the chant wrong, anyone know the right spellinkg?)
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Post by Neandertron on Jul 22, 2004 22:22:34 GMT -5
I belive its: ae jesu, domineus requim.
I just love the parrot sketch "this is parrot is not resting it is dead, it is deceased, it 'as gon to join the choir ethereal, this parrot is no more, it is an ex-parrot"
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Post by SardaASSK on Jul 23, 2004 1:23:29 GMT -5
Anybody see the Meaning of Life?
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Post by Neandertron on Jul 23, 2004 2:24:12 GMT -5
oh yes "but sir it is only wafer thin!"
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