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Post by Tar A on Nov 19, 2003 22:56:45 GMT -5
You know, if I were really enterprising, I could take that pic and replace "Oklahoma" with "BertramStantrous" .... what do you think of that, hey? |
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Post by Mars Sara on Nov 19, 2003 23:00:26 GMT -5
That is one SNAZZY graphic.
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Post by BertramStantrous on Nov 19, 2003 23:09:55 GMT -5
That is one SNAZZY graphic. Thanky. You know, if I were really enterprising, I could take that pic and replace "Oklahoma" with "BertramStantrous" .... what do you think of that, hey? Sure, if you want to admit that you lack originality, and can only survive by stealing the work of others. Which you can do, of course. Take in mind, though, that I write a pretty nasty tabloid. |
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Post by Tar A on Nov 19, 2003 23:28:46 GMT -5
Sure, if you want to admit that you lack originality, and can only survive by stealing the work of others. Which you can do, of course. Take in mind, though, that I write a pretty nasty tabloid. Right, which is why I didn't do it. I just suggested it, mostly because I'm lazy. And yeah... wouldn't want to provoke that now, would we??  |
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Post by BertramStantrous on Nov 20, 2003 0:06:45 GMT -5
Anyone ever seen those shirts that say "Virginia is for lovers?" Well, look at this:  It's so true. |
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Post by Desetland on Nov 20, 2003 0:10:07 GMT -5
Yep. It proves that spelling is not necessary among such things. ;D
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Post by Tar A on Nov 20, 2003 0:53:08 GMT -5
Lol... you are a great guy Bertram. Definitely the nicest person I know.  |
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Post by BertramStantrous on Nov 20, 2003 1:30:32 GMT -5
Yep. It proves that spelling is not necessary among such things. ;D Do you not see the joke? The "Homa-sexual" thing was intentional! OklaHOMA? Homa-SEXUAL? You see the conenction? If Oklahoma was actually called "Oklahomo," I wouldn't even NEED to make fun of it! |
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Post by Abysseria on Nov 20, 2003 8:54:40 GMT -5
Lol... you are a great guy Bertram. Definitely the nicest person I know. And certainly among the most tolerant  J/K BS, ole buddy. Don't want you to unleash fire and brimstone my way |
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Post by Warrior Thorin on Nov 20, 2003 12:34:22 GMT -5
Only two things come from Oklahoma: Steers and queers. So, if you are from Oklahoma and don't have any horns on your head, then, well, I'm sure you get the point. ;D
Just trying to be funny here. Even a warrior such as myself can laugh once in a while too.
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Post by Piophilia on Nov 20, 2003 16:05:24 GMT -5
Just trying to be funny here. Even a warrior such as myself can laugh once in a while too. But then, whats the point of laughing when you know that sometime sooner, rather than later, your corporal form will cease to contain your living essense and thousands of insects, their soul purpose being to consume you, will feast on your putrid, bloated flesh. In fact, it is well established that warrior cultures exhibit drastically shorter life expectancies than most. The only thing you can be "happy" about is that the bacteria, enzymes, and parasites living on and in your body right now are not actively trying to digest you. ..course, thats just you. I'm happy as a clam pretty much all the time! Heh heh.. homa-sexual... |
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Post by Warrior Thorin on Nov 20, 2003 16:58:09 GMT -5
Ah, good point my friend, but were it not those of with the Warrior Spirit, that which transcends our physical being, we would be living in a boring life. That is, we are the movers and the shakers for your amusement! I'm glad that you are happy all of the time. I, for one, am usually on edge all of the time. I always sense a tension in our region. That tension comes from outside the region and I shall never rest until those would-be invaders finally end up being ingested by the maggots and bacteria in their graves. |
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Post by Sir Paul on Nov 20, 2003 17:24:15 GMT -5
OKLAHOMA PREPARES FOR “PROPORTIONAL RESPONSE” AGAINST BERTRAM STANTROUS ![]() www.aana.com/members/newsbulletin/2000_10/images/okiegov.gif[/img]Govenor Brad Henry signing an executive order to enter into a "state of hostility" with Bertram StantrousOklahoma City, Oklahoma: Governor Brad Henry issued executive order 1452 today, announcing a state of hostility with The Confederated Union of Bertram Stantrous. Governor Henry is expected to go before the legislator in one week to ask that they officially declare war. The legislator is in recess this week because they are at a family reunion, which, incidentally, 87% of the state is attending. The rift in relations between Oklahoma and Bertram Stantrous arose over an ethical slur, which ignited the Okie pride. Bertram Stantrous then repeatedly slandered the great state of Oklahoma, until they left the governor no choice but to act. “Oklahoma is NOT home to homa-sexuals! We got rid of them along with the Indians and sharecroppers,” Governor Henry remarked. “We are not a place of tolerance for alternative lifestyles.” Attorney General Edmondson was also on hand to dispute the claims made by Bertram Stantrous; “Oklahoma has laws on the books that forbid oral sex and sodomy, therefore, Oklahoma does not suck. It has been illegal since 1889.” The joint chiefs of staff were called in to prepare a “proportional response.” Lieutenant governor Mary Fallin suggested that “we beat them to a bloody pulp in a football game like we always do!” Unfortunately, after it was explained that the Sooners were in a different league than BSU, she reportedly yelled “fiddlesticks.” Labor Commissioner Brenda Reneau Wynn recommended hiring the best “disers and playa haters” in the nation to focus their rage and snappy lyrics at Bertram Stantrous. “Our children have been corrupted by these ‘gangsta rappers’ for too long with out them giving back to society. I am calling on all rappers to put their pens to the page and do battle with Bertram Stantrous. Eminem was one of the first to respond to the call. “America needs to strike back! It’s okay for me to dis O.K., but not for Bertram Stantrous.” He is currently writing a new single, titled Without BS, and it is expected to hit stores in two weeks. When asked for a few lines of this momentous song, he indulged us with: BS you can get stomped by all the rest, You pompous little fag can blow me like the best You don't know me, you're too old let go its over, nobody listens to you, you know? If necessary, Governor Henry is planning an armed response. He is calling upon all rednecks to go to their arsenals, cashes, basements and underwear drawers and prepare incase an invasion is necessary to extract an apology for the slander against the great state of Oklahoma.
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Post by Tar A on Nov 20, 2003 19:37:41 GMT -5
OMFG, that is soooooo funny!!  No, really, that was bloody brilliant... |
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Post by Desetland on Nov 20, 2003 19:58:37 GMT -5
Do you not see the joke? The "Homa-sexual" thing was intentional! OklaHOMA? Homa-SEXUAL? You see the conenction? If Oklahoma was actually called "Oklahomo," I wouldn't even NEED to make fun of it! Actually, I missed it. Sorry about any trouble. |
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